This really happened to me, by the way, early in my career. I won't mention any names, but two of my past employers had the bad habit of issuing payroll checks without enough money in the account to cover all of them. So I wouldn't take lunch on payday until I got my check, then I'd head to the bank it was drawn from and get cash. On the way home, I would stop at my credit union and deposit the cash.
Ever since then, whenever someone would complain about their job or their employer, my standard response has been, "Hey, at least the check clears every Friday."
Ever since then, whenever someone would complain about their job or their employer, my standard response has been, "Hey, at least the check clears every Friday."